I am better than you think

~@~ Let me buy you a drink).(

MY best fr~i~end ~i~s perfect.

HolY sh~i~t.

jesus fucking christ.

i’m way too tired.

ok yeah i can be here and shit.

i just.

cant go onto my dash so if you want me to see something.

or reply to something.

send me a link.

Anonymous asked: "Have you ever taken nude pictures of yourself?"

No.

~i~’ve never had a reason to.

Anonymous asked: "Are you happy with your black relationship?"

Nooo sh~i~t, Sherlock.

A~i~n’t a guY just as desp~i~cable as h~i~m on the planet. He’s m~i~ne, ~i~’m h~i~s.

Not a fuck~i~ng th~i~ng to th~i~nk bad about, ~i~n the bad waY.

alright my internet is being way shittier than usual. i need to x out of firefox.

so im on

vindictiveViperidae and

withdrawnWayfaring

for some shenanigans.

i am also on skype! you can come get me on either to start somethin.

When Vel can’t lie, what does she resort to?

cRIPPLING SARCASM.

sevendeadlytrolls:

velira-and-company:

sevendeadlytrolls replied to your post: Do you masturbate? And how often, Velira?

YOU do NOW. ha!

~i~ never asked for Your ~i~nput, guppY.

EYE don’t REALLY give A fuck, WORM.

~i~’m not a worm. Worms are what You use ~i~n Your foul cook~i~ng.

sevendeadlytrolls replied to your post: Do you masturbate? And how often, Velira?

YOU do NOW. ha!

~i~ never asked for Your ~i~nput, guppY.

Anonymous asked: "What do you think about yourself?"

~i~ th~i~nk ~i~’m prettY much the raddest b~i~tch on th~i~s s~i~de of the galaxY and that everYone should th~i~nk the same.

~i~ also th~i~nk ~i~’m prettY hot, wowee.

Th~i~s ~i~s someth~i~ng ~i~ prettY much saY all the t~i~me, w~i~thout th~i~s no lY~i~ng bull.

Anonymous asked: "Do you masturbate? And how often, Velira?"

Yep.

And ~i~ wouldn’t saY everYdaY, but /prettY/ often.

Anonymous asked: "Have your ever cheated on either of your mates?"

No.

Anonymous asked: "M!A: Velira cannot lie for 24 hours."

YEAH! Let’s start th~i~s off w~i~th someth~i~ng s~i~mple.

~i~ hate You.

tmnt2k12:

100 Roleplay Scenarios!


Here’s How It Works!

  1. You and your RP group elect one RPer to roll the 100-sided dice. If you can’t decide, just go in alphabetical order of your tumblr roleplay blog usernames. Don’t worry, everyone will get a turn. (If you change your name to get ahead, you will be skipped over until the next time they get to your name. No excuses. Fair is fair).
  2.  Rolling the dice is easy: you go to this site, select “100” from the drop down list for number of sides, “1” for number of dice to roll and “1” for number of rolls. You are only allowed to roll once.
  3. Whatever number comes up, you look up the corresponding number on the scenario list above and figure out a way for your character to instigate it or introduce it. Be creative. Many of these scenarios are left open-ended and vague so the interpretation is entirely up to you.
  4. Watch the scenario unfold.
  5. Repeat once everyone gets bored/or when you want to heighten the stakes. Make sure you’re communicating with your RP group via OCC chat.
  6. Enjoy! :)

Keep in mind, that this isn’t just for the RPers out there. If any writers or artists are feeling stuck, you can use any of these scenarios as a prompt. Pick and choose or roll the dice and see what comes up.

Happy Imaginative Play!

Note: if Reposting, credit tmnt2k12.tumblr.com as the source. Please and thank you.